Trump's Personal Jealousy Of Justin Trudeau In The Real World

Trump is a bloated, ugly, hated, unhealthy and very stupid man. Justin Trudeau, prime minister of Canada, is the opposite. Trump burns with jealous rage ever since his Ivanka had the hots for Trudeau when he visited the White House last year. That's all pretty sick. Sicker yet is that Trump allows his neurosis to dictate a negative turn in American policy towards our closest ally. The DC bureau chief of the Toronto Star, Daniel Dale, broke a story yesterday about Señor Trumpanzee's insulting remarks about his country. The psychotic blimp didn't deny anything; he just blamed Bloomberg News for leaking something he claimed was "off the record."

Dale wrote yesterday that "High-stakes trade negotiations between Canada and the U.S. were dramatically upended on Friday morning by inflammatory secret remarks from President Donald Trump, after the remarks were obtained by the Toronto Star. In remarks Trump wanted to be 'off the record,' Trump told Bloomberg News reporters on Thursday, according to a source, that he is not making any compromises at all in the talks with Canada-- but that he cannot say this publicly because 'it’s going to be so insulting they’re not going to be able to make a deal... Here’s the problem. If I say no-- the answer’s no. If I say no, then you’re going to put that, and it’s going to be so insulting they’re not going to be able to make a deal... I can’t kill these people,' he said of the Canadian government."

Señor T, a repulsive bully who is probably the most hated man on earth, which he revels in, also told Bloomberg News "that the possible deal with Canada would be 'totally on our terms.' He suggested he was scaring the Canadians into submission by repeatedly threatening to impose tariffs." The Canadian team trying to make a deal saw Trump's comments "as evidence for their previous suspicions that Trump’s team had not been bargaining in good faith [and] raised them at the beginning of a meeting with their U.S. counterparts on Friday morning... Earlier on Friday morning, before becoming aware of the remarks, a Canadian official told The Star the U.S. side was not offering 'any movement' on the issues most important to Canada."

Part of the U.S. negotiating team is Trump's effeminate son-in-law, Jared Kushner, who was also reportedly miffed that his wife had flirted with Trudeau.

On the record, Trump told Bloomberg that a deal was “close,” that it could happen by Friday but might take longer, and that Canada ultimately has “no choice” but to make a deal. Bloomberg quoted these remarks.

But then he said, “Off the record: totally on our terms. Totally.”

“Again off the record, they came knocking on our doors last night. ‘Let’s make a deal. Please,’” he said.

Bloomberg’s Micklethwait declined to comment.

“‘Off the record’ means ‘off the record’-- and we should respect that,” Micklethwait said in an email.

Trump’s remarks came at a particularly delicate time in the negotiations. Negotiators have been trying for three days to meet a Trump-imposed Friday deadline for making a deal.

The deadline is not firm. Even if the U.S. formally notifies Congress on Friday that it has made a preliminary deal with Mexico alone, as Trump officials have threatened to do, Canada can almost certainly be added to the arrangement at any time in the next month.

Trump, of course, is known for both dishonesty and for bragging about his own greatness, and he regularly makes dubious claims about how he is supposedly dominating the begging people on the other side of the bargaining table from him. When he claimed to have made no compromises, it is distinctly possible he was making a false claim to impress the Bloomberg journalists.

Regardless of their truthfulness, the president’s comments are significant for more than one reason.

As Trump said, his claim that he has not compromised at all could make it harder for Trudeau to sell the deal to Canadians as a win for both countries. But the disclosure of the claim could also make it harder for Trump to convince Americans that Canada is at fault for any impasse.

So the talks broke off for the weekend and Trump is blustering around how he's going to go ahead and sign the deal with Mexico which Canada can either sign or not sign in the future. Trump's in a hurry to get this done before Mexico's new socialist government is seated. Canada's Foreign Affairs Minister Chrystia Freeland, said she'll be back for more negotiating with Trump's team next Wednesday. It must be so tiresome to have to deal with these manipulative, selfish assholes.

Still trying to bust Trudeau's balls Saturday morning-- backing him into an untenable corner. Trump was especially distraught because he was barred from the top social event of the season, McCain's funeral. Every loathsome politician in America was there, except Trumpanzee and Palin-- even Trump's own daughter and vice president, the Christian supremicist, as well as war criminal Henry Kissinger and the last two legitimate presidents-- and tons of senators, from McConnell to Lindsey Graham, no one boycotting in solidarity with Trump's embarrassment and shame.

Fergus Laing is a beast of a man
He stitches up and fleeces
He wants to manicure the world
And sell it off in pieces
He likes to build his towers high
He blocks the sun out of the sky
In the penthouse the champagne’s dry
And slightly gassy

Fergus Laing he works so hard
A'busy as a bee is
Fergus Laing has 17 friends
All as dull as he is
A'17 friends, a'17 wives
All the perfect shape and size
They wag their tails and bat their eyes
Just like Lassie

Fergus Laing he builds and builds
Yet small is his erection
Fergus Laing has a fine head of hair
When the wind’s in the right direction
The wind's in the right direction

Fergus Laing and his 17 friends
They live inside a bubble
There they withdraw and shut the door
At any sign of trouble
Should the peasants wail and vent
And ask him where the money went
He’ll simply say, it’s all been spent
On being classy