Midnight Meme Of The Day!
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Poor $enator Cruz. His nose is twitching in fear. Rep. Beto O'Rourke has him worried. Panic is settling in as he realizes that he could actually and rightly be shown the door, that Beto might win his seat. Why so scared, Rafael? Are you afraid that you are so disliked that even K Street won't give you a job as a bagman? Damn, even Nixon got a job as a bagman after he lost an election! I guess you really must, as they say, be the most unpopular bozo in the $enate. You must really piss people off, even the fascist nutcases you grovel on your knees for.
Turn Texas into California? I'm not a big fan of tofu but I see nothing but good in Texas becoming more like California; better quality of life, better education for kids, surfing, better economic opportunities... Surely you know the rest, no? Hell, even your wife is a Californian, although God knows what she saw in a mental derelict like you. Maybe she even has a self-hate issue or two. Who knows?
The full quote from you is:
They want us to be just like California, right down to tofu and silicon and dyed hair.Silicon? Is that a reference to Silicon Valley or is that some sort of veiled shot at Trumpanzee's wife. Jeez, after all he's done for you. But, yeah Rafael, I can see where Texas becoming more like California would be a big leap for you. After all, Texas might first want to consider being more like America, at least in the positive aspects and ideals and not the negative ones that you embrace so eagerly. Fuck you, Ted.
Labels: Beto O'Rourke, Senate 2018, Ted Cruz, Texas
posted by DownWithTyranny @ 12:01 AM
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Heck, even Nixon got wealthier after resigning the Presidency. Under a cloud. Accused of criminal wrongdoing! He had wealthy people who actually liked him. Imagine that. Well, I guess I'm asking too much, you have no idea what it's like to be liked, so I don't suppose you could imagine what that feels like.
Love it, Noah! And as you noted, what did he mean? Texas is already like Silicon Valley anyway, and this has been very good for the state's economy.
I lived in Texas for graduate school, Austin to be specific. A fabulous liberal town at the time. Hippies all over the place and lots of pot smoking and country music.
I am looking forward to Willie Nelson's concert with Beto this weekend! Despite some asshole outliers who have been trashing Willie, Texans love him big time. Willie is a Texas institution. This will definitely have impact.
Hone, Austin is the opposite of the rest of texas.
Also, I think I read somewhere that, per capita, tx leads the nation in boob jobs. Lots of rich oil/cattle men buying new knobs for their wives, girlfriends and strippers.
Tx polling includes an inherent R bias of at least 12%.
If polling is even, then the R wins by 12.
Polling shows beto down 7-9 with a MOE of 3. That translates to a 19-24 point loss.
But, since the democraps consider any loss by less than expected a win, it'll seem like a yooooooooge win if beto only loses by 15.
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