Ya hafta call Evan Bayh "bipartisan" on account of he sometimes votes with the Dems

Write if you get work: In just a few years the guy on the left should be job-hunting, with the other guy following a couple of years later. What kind of work do you suppose they might be suitable for?

"[T]he onetime national rising star has reached a crossroads in a political career that many expected to end in the White House."

-- Washington Post political blogger Chris Cillizza,

in an item in today's paper

by Ken

Obviously Chris Cillizza's perspective on the career of Evan "This Bulb Is As Dim As It Gets" Bayh isn't exactly identical to that of most DWT readers. As he notes, "A check of aisle-crossing votes in The Washington Post's congressional voting database shows that Bayh is the most conservative Democratic senator in the 111th Congress." (It turns out he actually voted with his fellow party members 72 percent of the time. That's higher than I would have guessed.) I just wonder if those "many" who expected his rising star to end in the White House have ever listened to him speak.

If anything, however, our Chris's sympathetic outlook on Indiana'a famously dim-bulb senator makes his observations on our Evan's career "crossroads" more credible. Without further comment, then --

An uncertain future for the bipartisan Bayh

By Chris Cillizza
Washington Post Staff Writer
Monday, December 14, 2009

Sen. Evan Bayh's vote last week in favor of an amendment to the health-care bill that would have strengthened restrictions on how federal funds could be spent for abortions is the latest sign that the onetime national rising star has reached a crossroads in a political career that many expected to end in the White House.

Bayh (D-Ind.) was one of seven Democrats to cross party lines on the abortion-funding measure, a vote that many liberal interest groups cast as an open attempt to erode the legal rights of women. It's one in a series of Bayh votes that have drawn the ire of the party establishment -- he was one of three Democrats to vote against the omnibus spending bill Sunday and has been an outspoken critic of President Obama's "cap and trade" climate bill -- and it cemented his status as an apostate in the eyes of the Democratic base.

A check of aisle-crossing votes in The Washington Post's congressional voting database shows that Bayh is the most conservative Democratic senator in the 111th Congress, voting with the Democratic majority 72 percent of the time. (By comparison, Bayh voted with his party nearly 84 percent of the time in the 110th Congress, when he was being considered as a vice presidential nominee, and nearly 91 percent of the time in the 109th Congress, when he was considering a presidential run.)

While Bayh appears to be embracing a checks-and-balances role in the majority party -- he helped form a group of moderate-to-conservative senators earlier this year -- it is a role that virtually ensures he will not be a serious candidate for national office. Moderates don't tend to win presidential nominations -- see Joe Lieberman or Rudy Giuliani -- and, given that Bayh has been seriously considered as a running mate and then passed over twice in the past eight years, it's hard to see the 2016 Democratic presidential nominee putting him on his or her shortlist.

The seeming end of Bayh's national ambitions marks a fascinating turn of events for a man born into electoral politics. The only son of Marvella Bayh and Sen. Birch Bayh, a presidential candidate himself in 1976, Evan Bayh was governor of the Hoosier State by age 32 and effortlessly moved into the Senate in 1998. That fast rise -- Bayh is 53 years old -- is a blessing and a curse. He has achieved more than most politicians do in a lifetime, but he also has already risen and fallen as a potential national candidate well before most politicians ever begin to be talked about for those highest office.

All of which means that Bayh doesn't have an obvious next step in politics. It's why he seriously considered retiring in 2010 -- senior Democratic officials acknowledge they were genuinely concerned he might step aside -- before ultimately deciding to seek a third term next fall.

Bayh will, as he has throughout his political life, coast to victory next November thanks to his popularity, the weakness of his Republican opponents and his $13 million campaign war chest. But his political future is cloudier than ever before.

So the question now is --

ASSUMING HE LEAVES THE SENATE AFTER 2016,
WHAT KIND OF WORK IS OUR EVAN SUITED TO?

10. Good Humor Man (or other truck-centric ice-cream vendor)

9. WWF contender (with some nom de wrestling mat that includes the words "The Great White")

8. "Fries with that?"

7. Think-tank fellow (at low-capacity tank)

6. "Make money addressing envelopes in your spare time."

5. Mystery shopper

4. Live-action furry-animal mascot, Democratic Leadership Council

3. "Liberal" commentator on Fox Noise

2. C Street fellow

1. K Street fellow

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