McCAIN HAS A NEW OLD CAMPAIGN SONG

I woke up in San Francisco yesterday. I turned on the TV and the first thing I heard was "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys. Huh? Was he doing it again? Crazy old John McCain apparently hadn't had enough and he was back for more. Is this guy nuts? I saw him on the Daily Show a couple nights ago and he was really dreadful, joking about giving Stewart an IED-- you know the things that have killed most of our soldiers in Iraq-- that he and Miss Lindsey (R-SC) bought on their shopping trip in Baghdad a few weeks ago. The guy is losing whatever marbles he has left-- fast. No wonder Republicans are so desperate to find an alternative candidate.

Anyway, you probably read how last week crazy old McCain sang "Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb Iran" to an audience of bucktoothed toothless rednecks in South Carolina. Now he's skipping around the country-- announcing for the 4 billionth time he's running for president (while skipping votes, like the one to end the occupation of Iraq, not to mention General Petraeus' congressional briefing in DC). This morning he made a speech in a South Carolina flour factory in South Carolina and after he was finished pandering he played "Barbara Ann," signaling fellow warmongers what kind of a foreign policy he has in mind.

Instead of listening to McCain arthritically croaking out his turgid and sick version of the Beach Boys' classic again, how about if we watch a little video and contemplate crazy old McCain replacing the steaming heap of excrement we have in the White House now: